A man of little faith in God chooses the most unlikely path to follow- becoming deacon. He will be required to maintain sexual abstinence. He deems himself unlucky but still stays the course. Gilmore Funnel is a thirty five year old man with very little to like about his life, at least from his point of view.
He meets the enchanting nineteen-year-old Lisa while working together. They form a gratifying albeit strange relationship. They are friends who share some very intimate thoughts. During one of their talks, Gilmore finds out about an issue Lisa is having. One of a sexual nature. The helpful friend he is, he finds her a guideline on how to explore that problem in an attempt to relieve her of the burden. Together, they explore and exhaust the guidelines given for achieving orgasms. Will Gilmore heed the request to go into priesthood? Has his bad luck streak finally been broken?
David Price has written a beautiful and imaginatively original story. The prose flows effortlessly. One will find him or herself laughing despite the situations Gilmore gets himself in being very sad. It is an interesting plot with two very strong and relatable characters.
Count Dumb Time has a very clever title to begin with. It also has an interesting and profound take on love, trust, and faith. It is also a wakeup call to the importance of one’s perception of his or herself. This is a little short but pleasurable. Five stars are well deserved.
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